Ryker-Byker

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See, thatโ€™s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I donโ€™t wanna

๐™ธ'๐š– ๐š‹๐š˜๐š›๐šŽ๐š. ๐šƒ๐šŽ๐š•๐š• ๐š–๐šŽ ๐šŠ๐š‹๐š˜๐šž๐š ๐šข๐š˜๐šž๐š› ๐™ณ๐š‚๐™ฐ๐™ต ๐šŠ๐š—๐š ๐™ต๐™ฝ๐™ฐ๐™ต ๐™ฐ๐š„๐šฃ ๐šŠ๐š—๐š ๐š–๐šŠ๐šข๐š‹๐šŽ ๐™ธ'๐š•๐š• ๐š–๐šŠ๐š”๐šŽ ๐šข๐š˜๐šž ๐šŠ ๐š๐š›๐šŽ๐šŽ ๐šŠ๐š›๐š ๐š˜๐š› ๐šฃ๐š˜๐š–๐šŽ๐š๐š‘๐š’๐š—๐š ๐š’๐š๐š›๐š” ๐šข๐šŽ๐š.

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๐š€&๐™ฐ ๐š˜๐š™๐šŽ๐š— ๐š๐š˜๐š˜ ๐š‹๐šŒ ๐š’๐š– ๐š›๐šŽ๐šŠ๐š•๐š•๐šข ๐š‹๐š˜๐š›๐šŽ๐š

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Originally posted by sweetestdreamsofyou

Pinned Post davesport dave miller jack kennedy dayshift at freddy's dsaf iexplodedwhilemakingthis im bored help plz cure my boredom plz im begging
tooth-and-bone

NGL Zhapezhifter Dave

ryker-byker

what if- what if- what if- WHAT IF he could zhapezhift into like lizardz and thingz… JUZT THINK about it…… it would be AWEZOME, and zometimez he haz 0 control of it whatzoever BUT think about it, Dave very randomly turnz into a lizard and Jack is ztuck to deal with it- Just- just- just- JUZT THINK ABOUT IT

tooth-and-bone

dave turns into a raven/crow sometimes and that’s just when he decides it’s Time To Steal Shiny Shit™️

ryker-byker

how did i not zee thiz zooner

fuck yeah dsaf dayshift at freddy's dave miller
i-say-ok
rokshocka

Waiting for the day this happens to me.

chaosangel72

This is still my favorite comic to date.

ineffectualdemon

Every time I see this it makes me happy

sensiblereblogifposts

Reblog if you are not a clever man

i-say-ok

ok.

ryker-byker

“when i was much younger, about your agr little jommy… I went to go to the bathroom and somehow found my way in the 7th layer of hell. Which was how I met your grandfather, neither of us were very clever men.” is how i would imagine how that would go

king-of-general-disarray

Do NOT trust fans of "Warrior Cats".

For those unaware, "Warrior Cats" is a series of Young Adult books about feral cats in the woods. It sounds like an innocent premise for a series, but it's disgusting and made only for freaks.

Warrior Cats is full of proships. Not just the fans but the canon material too. There's no way anyone could read books full of incest and actual pedophilia without being a disgusting freak. Characters in the same family get married and have babies together like it's no big deal!

The books also glorify abuse too, with a lot of men treating their wives like shit and not ever facing consequences! Speaking of man and wife, the books are homophobic! The authors said that there's "no reason" for gay cats to exist.

Warrior Cats fans are also super racist and fetishy. It's disturbing. The only POC that the fans are willing to listen to are Native Americans, like they're just trying to date them or something. If you're Black or Latinx, the fans treat you like a white person.

If that's not enough, a lot of Warrior Cats fans have the audacity to call themselves antis. No way. All the fans are proshippers and anyone that says otherwise is trying to infiltrate anti-circles and dox everyone.

TLDR: Warrior Cats fans are proshippers. The series is full of proships and the fans just fetishize Native Americans while being racist to all other POC.

blackheart-biohazards

Oh my gosh this is so spicy, I have to reblog it directly. 😂

king-of-general-disarray

Can this become a copy pasta that we send to people? Please? This is so fucking funny-

ryker-byker

IM MAKING IT A COPYPAZTA THIZ IZ GOOFY AZ HELL BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

GEHEHHEHEHHEHEHEHHEE

ryker-byker

NGL Zhapezhifter Dave

yourgayshay

what if- what if- what if- WHAT IF he could zhapezhift into like lizardz and thingz… JUZT THINK about it…… it would be AWEZOME, and zometimez he haz 0 control of it whatzoever BUT think about it, Dave very randomly turnz into a lizard and Jack is ztuck to deal with it- Just- just- just- JUZT THINK ABOUT IT

ryker-byker

forgot to zay, the way dave zhapezhiftz lookz (in my mind) like how Wild Krattz tranzform in the zhow Wild Krattz

BAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA

zorry i’ve zeen way too much dsaf on my everything lmao

dsaf dave DSaF AU dsaf jack dave dsaf gehehehehehhehehehehhehehehhe